Vintagebeef Stories

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten...

Just stories, headcanons, fanart, and more about Hermitcraft! *This book will contain shipping, but only of their Minecraft personas*

Just a bunch of little ideas that swim around in my brain :3

A Hermitcraft/ Empires/ Traffic Life SMP Fanfic plus a Few Other Characters, This Story takes place in The Naruto Universe (AU). There will be some Oc inserts, and I'll...

"WELCOME, special children to our M.C.Y.T. School! Your families have 'accepted' our offer to take you to this private property and educate you in not only basic ed...

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are open! To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: The first few chapters are Grian centric cause that's what I wrote...

random 'little' oneshots

This the the SEQUEL to Smells Like Coffee, so ya miiiight wanna check out that one first ;) you guys asked for this, so pick your poison, dig your grave, buckle up, and...

A bunch of AU's I thought of. Also is a continuation of my other book on my old account.

⚠ This has been rewritten, so the worst of the grammar and spelling mistakes are gone.

It's been 1000 years since Team Canada has last seen each other, or at least in PauseUnpause's case. For EthosLab and VintageBeef, it has only been 5 years. Ever since P...

Welcome to the land of [[ENTER WORLD NAME HERE]], where the sun is always shining, the birds are always singing, and the friends you'll meet along the way are your buds...

I don't really know what I'm doing. Read my random oneshots that I write on a whim. It is mostly HEX, but you know, there's other stuff. *throws hex at you* Updates wil...

Fluff, Angst, Platonic, Romantic, Shippy, Cute, Cringefest, Hanahaki (y'all murder me), Hurt/Comfort and Sickfics. Started on 1st August 2023

Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in...

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put...

Hermits get thrown into a server? Grian and a few others know what is going on? What the fudge am I!? Shown from XBcrafted pov

Yeah... Remember when I did that other challenge thing? Well, I'm doing it again, BUT it is a different challenge :] (I will say this now, probably over half of the her...

Imagine a world (or not, your decision) in which everyone is capable of magic. Now imagine this world is that of an ancient one, with enough mysteries to last forever. ...