Z-O-M-B-I-E-S!!!!!

What Dating Eliza Would Include

• PDA is perfectly fine. just not in front of family
• you must be okay with her talking about computers for almost 4 hours
• Zed and Bonzo are her children
• if you're sad be ready for her to drop whatever it is she's doing and run to make you feel better
• laughing ends in crying
• WWE competitions are always held on Saturdays
• drags you on the cutest dates ever
• she has tons of polaroid pictures of you and her in a box she keeps in her room
• "What do you think would happen if i just tripped them?"
• "E! That's a 2 year old!"
• she will sneak into your house whenever and won't care if she gets caught since she just see t wants to cuddle you when you're sleeping
• you don't have to do anything and she'll smile
• you are racing in her mind 26/9!!!
• she will bring you water while you're in class and just walk right out like nothing happened
• everyone keeps saying how you two should stay together
• cheesy pickup line competitions
• basically anything fun is turned into a competition
• she will spend hundreds of dollars on you for no reason but let you try to get her lunch...nope!
• "i love you" is now "i program you" (but only when it's at random moments to weird people out)

That's all for Eliza