red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S2]Red vs. Bleu

RED'S POSITION

Without their munitions, The Reds had no choice but to give the Blue team a chance to surrender without be noticed that they had no ammo. Grif and Seville think that this is a bad idea but, Seville lets it slide while Grif does not.

Sarge: We are giving you a chance to surrender!

Grif: There is no way this bluff is gonna work.

Sarge: Put a cork in it, Fast Eddie. There's positively no way they know we're outta ammo.

To the blues' positions.

Church: Yeah, they're definitely outta ammo... What're your terms?!

Tucker: Their what?

To the reds, They are surprised that The Blue team leader accepts it. 

Grif: Our what?

Seville: Heh, wow. 

Ayumi: Wait? Really!?

Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working. See if we can get Lopez back, Sarge.

Grif: Oh yeah. 'Cause then he can fix the Warthog.

Donut: Oh oh Sarge - tell them we want the flag.

Grif: Yeah, and some cake.

Donut: Oh... Wait wait Sarge, just the cake.

Sarge: Alright blues! First off! We want your flag...!

Simmons: Wait wait wait just a second. The last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armor showed up.

Sarge: -to stay right where it is! Keep the flag! But we do want our mechanized droid guy back!

Church: Uh oh.

Sarge: You may know him as Señor El Roboto!

Tucker: Well Church, what's it gonna be?

Church: Chingado, no way. I'm not giving back my body. I just got this thing.

Sarge: And don't think you can keep his nuts! Or bolts, or other mechanical parts you may have!

Church: Uh, uh he's not here any more!

Tucker: Yeah, he left! He was all like "Sayonara!" and then he just took off!

Church: That's not Spanish you idiot, that's French...or Japanese. Let's try this. Hey reds! How about a medic? Would you take a medic as a hostage?

Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there.

Simmons: Yeah, that sounds pretty good to me.

Seville: Agreed, medics are probably valuable.

Grif: I don't know, I think we can hold out for more.

Simmons: We don't have any bullets, dumbass.

Grif: Oh right. Take the medic. The medic's a good deal.

To the blues.

Church: Hey Doc. How's the patient?

Doc: Doing well. He seems very alert and responsive.

Tucker: He's talking about Caboose, right?

Church: No I mean his toe, how's the toe I shot?

Doc: What that thing? That fell off like half an hour ago.

At Azumi and Caboose's position, Caboose grieved his foot while Azumi comforts him.

Caboose: Rest in peace, pinkie toe...(O'Malley) You shall be avenged!

Doc: Tell you what. Go ahead and send me over. I really don't think I can be any more help.

Church: Okay! We're gonna send over our medic! Now what do we get?

Simmons: You? You're surrendering! You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule!

Tucker: We've already got that! What else do you have?!

Sarge: What do you want?!

Church: How about if you admit that the red team sucks?!

The Red team mutters to themselves for a while.

Sarge: What if we admit that one of us sucks?

Grif: Nice! Wait, you mean Donut, right?

*Two hours later.*

Church: Okay then! We agree to the terms? You first, and then we send over the medic!

Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.

Grif groans in frustration, knowing that he will regret this.

Grif: I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck...!

Church: And?

Grif: And that I'm a girl...!

Church: What else?

Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair. And I want to kiss all the boys...!

Ayumi giggles at Grif's confession and, Seville shooks his head then Smiled a bit. 

Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.

Simmons: Okay, is that good enough?

Church: Yeah! Alright, go ahead Doc.

Doc heads towards the reds.

Grif: Man, I really hope you're worth this.

Doc: Can I ask you a question? Do they put something in the water here?

Grif: Water? We ran outta water six months ago.

Doc: No water? Then what do you drink?

Grif: Uh, you know, ketchup, uh, soy sauce, gravy, the usual.

Sarge: I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry yoohoo.

Seville: You know that I already call command to replenish our water supply a while ago, right?

Simmons: Wait, really?

Ayumi: Thanks, Sev.

Seville: My pleasure.

While at the blues. When the Red team left with Doc, they relax a bit.

Church: Ugh, finally they're gone.

Azumi approaches Church. He turns towards her.

Church: What?

Azumi throws a haymaker at Church's face so hard that he falls to the ground.

Church: (groans in pain)Ow...

Tucker: Okay, next time, Don't ever harm Caboose when she's around, or don't piss her off.

Church: (Still in pain) Yeah.

==The End==

A/N: Sorry for the long wait again because of family and school reasons. Thank you for reading and support this chapter and, I hope you guys enjoy the story!

PS: Happy New Year!