red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S1] Head Noob in Charge

Other side of BLUE BASE

Caboose: Yeah. I Don't know why people would want me to switch places but I guess it's fun though.

Azumi smiled a bit. She rarely shows any expressions to her comrades but only towards her sister, Ayumi, that she could show because she is comfortable towards her yet, Caboose, even though annoying, impress her with just a conversation because she finds Caboose funny for her.

Someone calling her in a private channel

Ayumi: Hey, sis.

Azumi: Hey, Ayumi.

Ayumi: Can we talk right now because I missed you so much!

Azumi: (sigh) Okay, Ayumi. Just calm down and go somewhere private. Okay?

Ayumi: (chuckles) Okay!

Caboose stared in confusion at Azumi

Caboose: ... who are you talking to?

Azumi: Nothing. Caboose, I need to go somewhere else. Okay

Caboose: Okay!

Caboose left, joining the rest of the Blue team.

Azumi: Oh Caboose.

BLUE BASE

Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing right next to the tank.

Church: Yeah I'll let you in on a little secret, I've uh... I've actually got a girl back home.

Tucker: Oh yeah? Girlfriend or wife?

Church: No, man, she's just my girlfriend, ya know? We were gonna get married, but I got shipped out, and... ah, you know how it works.

Tucker: Oh, well, you gonna marry her when you get back?

Caboose: I'm not gonna get married. My dad always said "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Church: Hey, rookie! Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?

Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut!

Church: I'll tell you what noob, I could sit out here and listen to you insult my girlfriend all day long, but as it turns out, I got a lot more important job for you to do.

Caboose: Great.

Church: See, we've got this General.

Tucker: Right, the General guy.

Church: who likes to come by and make random inspections of bases. So what I'm gonna have you do is, I'm gonna have you go in the base, and stand right next to the flag at attention. Just in case he decides to come by.

Caboose: When is he coming by?

Tucker: We never know. Could be today, could be a week from now.

Caboose: You want me to stand at attention for a week?

Church: You know, you don't sound very grateful. This is the most important job at the whole base! You're gonna be right there with the flag!

Caboose: What's so important about the flag?

Church: Oh, come on! Don't they teach you guys anything in training?

Caboose: They didn't tell us anything about a flag. Why is it so important?

Church: Because it's the flag, man, you know, it's th- it's the flag, it's... Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.