red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S2] Last words

RED BASE

The Warthog has Sarge pinned and is firing toward his head with Doc, who is still impotently sitting in the jeep. Ayumi and Seville are the only one who tries to 

Simmons: Okay, we gotta do something here guys.

Donut: You're right. I got dibs on Sarge's armor.

Seville: Hey! How about help us turn this thing off!

BLUE BASE

Tucker kneeling in front of Church, who still hears the beeping.

Tucker: Okay Church, you ready, I'm gonna yank the wire.

Back to the Warthog, Ayumi tries to access the jeep's remote control panel while Seville is trying to turn the turret to the opposite direction to save Sarge.

Seville: Okuto! Do you find any thing?!

Ayumi: Working on it!

Sarge: Hey! I forgot to mentioned that I hid the remote control panel deep inside the jeep!

Ayumi stares at Sarge in Disbelief.

Ayumi: Why?

Sarge: so no one mess up the system that I perfectly Modify!

Seville: (mumbles) Really?

Sarge: Grif, if you see Lopez, tell him I forgive him. Tell him, he was like a son to me.

Grif: I thought Simmons or Seville were like a son to you?

Sarge: No offense, Simmons and Seville. Lopez and I just, understood each other better.

Simmons: Understood... he refused to speak English.

Grif: Yeah, and he ran away the first chance he got.

Simmons: And now he's trying to kill you with a remote control jeep.

Sarge: Ahhhh, what a little rascal.

At the blue base.

Tucker: Alright, here goes nothin'. One... Two... Three!

Tucker pulls the wire and the beeping stops.

Church: Oh God yes, finally! Some freakin' peace and quiet! I thought that was gonna drive me nuts! ... Hey, Why can't I move my legs?

At the Red base. The Warthog stops firing.

Warthog: Signal lost.

Seville: Ugh, Thank God it stops. Good work Ayumi!

Ayumi: Um? I Didn't do anything.

Seville: Well, at least you tried.

Seville and Ayumi hop out of the vehicle.

Grif: Wow, that was a close one. Are you okay Sarge?

Sarge: Ah, horse puckey, I'm fine. Although I do have to admit, maybe a little bit disappointed.

Simmons: It's okay sir. I know that you said a lot of things that you didn't mean. People say crazy stuff when they're faced with their own mortality.

Sarge: It's not that. I just felt like I could have taken him.

Grif: Taken who, the machine gun?

Sarge: Oh he was a worthy opponent to be sure, but right at the end there he was beginning to show signs of weakness. Cracks in the armor, if you will.