red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S2] Motion to Adjourn

BLUE BASE

Doc and the entire Blue team cover behind the rocks while getting pinned down by the Reds. Church, Tucker, and Doc covered behind at the first rock, and Caboose and Azumi cover at the other.

Church: Okay Tucker, I need you to get up there, help Caboose and Azumi shore up the defense, establish a suppressing fire, and hold that position until further notice.

Tucker: I didn't even know what half of that meant.

Church: Just go over to their rock, and fire your gun a bunch.

Tucker: That rock? Yeah, I don't think so.

Church: We do not have time to discuss this.

Tucker: Sure, no time for you to discuss it. You get to hang out here with Nancy No-Bullets shootin' the breeze. Meanwhile, I'm out there, running around, eating a machine gun sandwich.

Church: Tucker, we're gonna give you covering fire.

Tucker: Covering fire? Unless that means you're gonna build a huge, bullet-proof wall between me and them, I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.

Church: No problem. Oh wait wait, does the blood have to be in your body.

NEAR BLUE BASE

Seville, Simmons, Ayumi, and Grif fire (In Ayumi's case reluctantly) their respective weapons at the enemy's position.

Grif: Simmmonns... I can't feel my hands.

Seville: Have you ever fired an assault rifle in full auto before?

Simmons: Maybe you should lay off the trigger, you dumbass.

Ayumi: (mutters) Sorry sis.

BLUE BASE

Church: Alright you, Doc, get over there and help Caboose!

Doc: My name isn't Doc, it's DuFresne.

Church: Yeah. I can't pronounce that, so from now on, your name is Doc.

Doc: I'm not really comfortable with that; I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic.

Church: What's the difference?

Doc: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable. While they die.

Tucker: Mental note: don't ever get shot.

Church: It's settled then. Your name is now Doc.

Doc: Alright, but I don't think it'll stick.

Tucker: Oh, trust us, it'll stick.

Church: Now get over to Caboose and Okuto, and help them hold that position.

Doc: I don't have a gun, I am a pacifist.

Church: Well then just get over there, and yell bang bang bang.

Doc: Eh, I don't know. Even that sounds pretty aggressive.

Tucker: Oh, come on.

Doc: Besides, I'm not supposed to get involved unless someone gets hurt.

Church: Huh. I see.

Church turns toward Caboose, very deliberately raises his gun and aims at Caboose's foot, then fires.

Caboose: Ahow! my foot!

Church: Well, looks like Caboose has hurt himself. Maybe you should get over there and help him, Doc.

Doc: You know, you could have just asked nicely.

NEAR BLUE BASE

Simmons: Oh crap, I'm out. 

Seville: Yeah, me too. 

Ayumi: Me three.

Seville: Give us some ammunition, Grif.

Grif: Me? I don't have any extra, I'm down to one bullet.

Simmons: Wha.. how can that be? You're the one who carries all the extra rounds in to battle.

Grif: Wait, since when?

Simmons: Since the last staff meeting.

Grif: We actually talk about stuff in those things? I just fall asleep inside my helmet.

Simmons: Well, you missed your job assignment, and now we have no ammo.

Grif: What's your job?

Simmons: Me? I'm the Social Chairman.

Grif: Then, how about you guys?

Seville: I'm Sarge's advisor and, Okuto is out in the field, watching the Blue team's movement.

Sarge approaches them.

Sarge: Grif. Me and Treasurer Donut are empty. We need some clips.

Simmons: Hey Grif, you remember that one bullet you have left? I thought of the perfect way you can use it.

BLUE BASE

Doc arrived at Azumi and, Caboose's position, where Azumi helps Caboose while very pissed at Church.

Doc: I'm here Caboose, where're you hit?

Caboose: Ow, ow, ow, my foot, my foot!

Doc: The left foot?

Caboose: Ah, left. Let's see, that makes an L with this thumb and...

Doc: I'm just gonna assume it's the bleeding one.

Caboose: Yeah, the red one. I can't believe Church shot me.

Church: Oh don't even start, Caboose!

Azumi stands out of cover, then repeatedly fires her gun at Church.

Church: Hey, hey, hey! Friendly fire! Friendly fire!

Azumi doesn't care about Church's order to stop until he pleads.

Church: Okay, okay, okay! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Jeez!

Azumi lowers her weapon but still angry at Church.

Doc: Anything else?

Caboose: Uh, well wha?

Doc: You have a bullet wound in the foot. Is anything else wrong?

Caboose: Uh... Oh, I got one. Uh, Whell, sometimes when I fall asleep at night I think about my parents having sex, and I get really really mad for some reason.

Doc stared at Caboose for a moment, while Azumi still glared at Church, Ignoring what Caboose said.

Doc: ... Okay I'm just gonna start with the foot.

Caboose: Okay.

At Tucker and Church's position, they were still covering behind a rock.

Tucker: Okay, next time, don't ever pissed off Okuto. If that happened, she kills us in our sleep.

Church: Yeah, noted.

They heard that there is no sound of gunfire.

Tucker: Hey dude, why aren't the reds firing?

Church: I don't know, maybe they're outta ammo.

Sarge: Hey blues! We are giving you a chance to surrender!

Church: Surrender!?

==The End==

A/N: Sorry for the long wait again due to a very long internet interruption. Thank you for reading and support this chapter and, I hope you guys enjoy the story!