[S1] Last One Out, Hit the Lights

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RED BASE

On top of the Red base, The Trio(Grif, Simmons, and Ayumi) stood there like they usually do.

Simmons: Hey.

Grif: Yeah?

Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif: No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi, bitch.

Ayumi: Hmph!

Behind them, Lopez got hijacked by Church.

Lopez: Keegakergerk!

They turn towards Lopez

Simmons: What? What's wrong with Lopez?

Grif: I don't care.

Ayumi: I don't know. There is something wrong with him.

Simmons: Hey, Lopez, uh... you okay man?

Church(Lopez): [Spanish] Guys. I need to give... you a... warning...

Church(Lopez): [Spanish]What? Why am I speaking Spanish? I don't know Spanish!

Simmons: Um... Sure...

Church(Lopez): [Spanish]No, listen to me! The mean woman is going to kill you! She is fixing the tank!

CLIFF NEAR RED BASE

Tucker observes Tex, who almost finished working on the tank.

Tucker: Aw, crap. Okuto, Caboose, she's almost done fixing Sheila. I better radio Church and tell him what's going on.

Caboose: Oh, oh, oh, Tucker please! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker, please! Tuck-

Tucker: Yes, you can be the one who radios Church.

Caboose: Thanks, man. 

Azumi smiles at Caboose's giddiness

Caboose turns on the radio.

Caboose: Calling Church. Come in Church. This is your close, personal friend, Private O'Malley.

Tucker: O'Malley? You said your name was Caboose.

Caboose turns off the radio.

Caboose: I never said that, you guys did!

Tucker:  Why didn't you correct us? 

Caboose:  Because I didn't want to be difficult. 

Then turns on the radio.

Caboose: Come in Private Church. Do you copy. Soldier unit Tex almost has the armor vehicle situation rectified. Okay. We require verification of your... mission...ness. (clears throat) How is your progression?

Church: (radio)[Spanish] Caboose! No one here is listening to me! I can only speak Spanish for some reason!

They went silent for a moment.

Caboose: ...He says he wants to talk to you.

The Blues heard Sheila activating.

Sheila: Thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank.

Tucker: Oh shit. We got trouble.

RED BASE

Church(Lopez): Un tanque... grrrande.

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