red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S1] Check out the Treads on That Tank

CLIFF NEAR RED BASE

Church and Tucker pinned down behind a rock while bullets fly over them and hitting the canyon wall behind them.

Church: My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?

Tucker: You know, in hindsight, we should have brought the tank.

Church: Hey, Tucker, what good is a tank gonna do us if nobody here knows how to drive it?

Tucker: Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.

Church: Well, yeah, but... Aw man, I guess I gotta give that one to you.

BLUE BASE

Caboose hopping in the tank. The tank canopy closes and turns on the engine.

M808V Scorpion: Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.

Caboose: Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.

Sheila: Would you like me to run the tutorial program?

Caboose: Oh, that'd be very nice. Thank you!

Sheila: Tutorial program activated. This program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel in the use of this Scorpion-class tank. Let's begin with some driving.

The tank drives forward.

Caboose: Okay.

CLIFF NEAR RED BASE

Simmons keeps firing the jeep's gun at the blues' position, pinning them down.

Grif: Simmons. SIMMONS!

Simmons stops shooting and steps down from the vehicle.

Grif: Man! that thing is loud!

Simmons: WHAT!?

The Scorpion tank rolls by the hills without being noticed.

Grif: Come on, let's sneak around the back of the rock and get 'em out.

Simmons: OKAY!

Grif: Keep it down! Jesus. Let's go, before they figure out what's going on.

CLIFF NEAR BLUE BASE CAVE

Ayumi and Azumi:(Sweatdrops) Eh?...

The sisters stared weirdly at the tank driving randomly in different directions.

MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

Caboose having Sheila stuck on a tall rock while attempting to get off of it.

Sheila: Now that you've mastered driving the M808V, let's move on to some of the safety features.

Caboose: No! No, wait, go back! 

The tank drives backward to free it from the rock.

Caboose: Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

CLIFF NEAR BLUE BASE CAVE

The sisters still awkwardly stared at the tank.

Ayumi: Sis, who is driving the tank?

Azumi shook her head.

Azumi:(sigh) Oh Caboose, You silly idiot.

Ayumi: Come on. You know that Caboose is trying. Right?

Azumi: Yup. That's the reason why I like Caboose even more than the rest. 

They are both went silent at the moment.

Ayumi: I may be going to report that tank.

Azumi: (nods)Mhmm. Me too.

CLIFF NEAR RED BASE

Church tries peeking out from the side of the rock and saw a Warthog while Tucker is standing behind it.

Church: (whispering) Pst, hey! They stopped firing."

Tucker: Why are you whispering?

Church: (whispering) Um... I don't know.

Simmons and Grif are standing at the bottom of a cliff.

Grif: Ah, crap. I don't think we're gonna be able to get around this way."

Simmons: Tell me again, uh, why did we get out of the jeep?

Tank moves up right behind Grif and Simmons without being noticed by them. The tank turret aims at Grif

Grif: Well, I guess it was this or sit there and watch you shoot rocks all day long."

Then at Simmons.

Simmons: Well at least that was fun.

Ayumi calls Grif and Simmons using radio comms.

Ayumi: (radio)Uh... Grif? Simmons? 

Grif: Hey Ayumi, What's up?

Ayumi: Um... The enemy Scorpion is coming tow-Okay, it's already at your position.

Grif: Wait, what?

Simmons: Scorpion?

Grif and Simmons both slowly turn at once to see the tank.

Grif: Holy crap! What in God's name is that thing?

At the cliff, Church and Tucker are gazing at the vacant jeep.

Church: Tucker, don't be stupid. They're just trying to draw us out.

Tucker: No, they're not. look, they left the jeep. They're gone."

Church: Well... I don't know about this. It seems pretty fishy, but... Alright screw it. let's go get it.

At the bottom of the cliff, turret slowly aiming at Grif's head

Grif: Dude, hold still. I don't think it sees us.

==The End==

A/N: hey guys thank you for reading this chapter and I hope you guys enjoy!

PS: I may update the story at random.