red vs blue(w/OCs): The Blood Gulch Chronicles (Discontinued)

[S1] A Slightly Crueler Cruller

RED BASE

At the base Donut arrived in Pink armor.

Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!

Grif, Ayumi, and Simmons look at each other, then look towards Donut.

Grif: Uh... hey Donut?

Donut: What?

Ayumi: Um, about your armor...

Donut: What about it?

Simmons: How do I put this... Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, uh, you wanna help me out here?

Grif: It's pink. Your armor is fricking pink!

Simmons: Yeah, that's it. Pink.

Donut: Pink, my armor's not pink.

Grif: Pink.

Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.

Donut: You guys are colorblind. Why would they give me pink armor?

Grif: Hey, donask, dontell.

Simmons: (over Grif's laughter) Heh, that's not funny.

Grif: (laughs a little more) It's a little funny.

Ayumi glared at Grif.

Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like uh... a lightish red.

Grif: Guess what. they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.

Donut: Hey! Okuto has a pink armor! 

Grif: It's more redder than your armor.

Donut: I hate you guys.

Sarge and Seville are running up the ramp with Lopez in tow.

Sarge: Well hello, Okuto and dirtbags... And a fine hello to you, madam.

Donut: It's light red.

Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?

Donut: Yessir.

Sarge: Excellent.

Donut pulls out the speech unit.

Donut: They said this speech unit should work with Lopez.

Grif: Speech unit?

Donut is giving the unit over to Sarge.

Donut: Here you go.

Sarge: Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I first started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. ...No offense, Seville and Simmons.

Simmons: Oh, don't worry, I know who you meant sir.

Seville rolled his eyes.

Grif: Wait a second. Lopez is a robot?

Simmons: Of course he is. You didn't notice that he never talks?

Grif: I just thought he was a really quiet guy.

Seville: Don't you even remember that he put his Flash drive to his ass?

Ayumi: And the fact that he sleeps standing up.