Seventy One

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Okay. So. Um. Yeah. Enjoy. 👀💀

Jade's POV

My eyes shot open when I felt a hard slap on my skin and an instant sting. As soon as they did, they landed on my very very angry looking wife standing next to our bed. Already knowing what it was for, I sat up and immediately started my pleading.

"Baby, listen-"

"A motorcycle, Jade?!" She folded her arms and shifted her weight to one side and then to the other side. She was heated.

"It's safe! I promise! I-"

"When?!" She yelled.

"When what?" I asked.

"When did you buy a damn motorcycle?!"

"A little over a week ago. I didn't buy it in cash, though. I'm still paying for it, if that makes you feel any better." I looked at her and could almost see steam coming from her ears. "Okay, I can see that it doesn't. But listen-"

"Return it." She said and walked out of the room.

"Wait! Baby, no!" I tossed the covers off and ran behind her. I caught up to her before she went into the bathroom.

"Return it, Jade."

"But you haven't even seen it! It's beautiful!" I yelled, tugging at her arm.

"I don't need to see it. It's a death trap!" She yelled.

"It's not! I promise! Please don't make me return it!" I pleaded.

She turned to face me. "It's dangerous, Jade!"

"So is a car. And even walking. Everything is dangerous, baby! A plane could fall out of the sky and land right on me!" I wasn't making it any better

She cut her eyes at me. "You know what I mean! Have you ever even ridden a motorcycle?"

"Yes, baby. I know how to ride. I used to for years. I have my license and everything!"

"You what?!" She yelled. She was very hard to calm down once she got upset. Like very. "When were you going to tell me about it?!"

"Last night." I responded and she cut her eyes at me again. "Really! I was!"

"Why last night, Jade?" She folded her arms again and I didn't really have an answer.

I shrugged. "It seemed like a good time."

She raised her brow and I internally facepalmed. Me trying to calm her down was like throwing water at a grease fire. Every time. "Oh, did it?"

"I don't mean like-"

"Is it because you had your tongue in my-"

"No. No. Okay. Maybe." I sighed, scratching my neck.

"You are unbelievable!" She yelled and walked over to the shower to turn it on.

"Please please please!" I begged, still right behind her and tugging on her arm.

She turned around and looked at me. "Jade..."

She was softening. That was her softening tone. I put on my best pout and puppy eyes. "Please, baby?"

"I know what you're doing!" She yelled, but her face still softened. "Why?" She groaned.

"I loved riding a motorcycle, and I miss it so much!" I responded.

"What if you get hurt?" She sighed.

"I won't. I never have before. I promise I'm careful."

She sighed heavily.

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