I honestly feel bad for my Clumsy Ninja.
His ninja crush was kidnapped,
He doesn't even have a freaking name,
He always ends up freezing himself,
I always find that tying balloons onto his feet so that he floats in the air and can't get away when I tickle him is fun,
He respects me (I feel very guilty about that lol),
Therefore does what I say and what I say only,
All I have to do to hold him up in the air ten feet is point at him,
And I always forget to let him sleep!
