Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks you for 2, how many do you have?
                              Me: 10.
                              Teacher: Okay, so, if you have 10 chocolate bars and someone steals 2, how many do you have?
                              Me: 10 and a dead body.
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  