Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks you for 2, how many do you have?
Me: 10.
Teacher: Okay, so, if you have 10 chocolate bars and someone steals 2, how many do you have?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate bars and someone asks you for 2, how many do you have?
Me: 10.
Teacher: Okay, so, if you have 10 chocolate bars and someone steals 2, how many do you have?
Me: 10 and a dead body.