So, I told my sister(Elle), that I learned a Japanese word from watching anime that describes her perfectly.
I stared at her for a second, then said, "Baka. It means stupid."
So then, we were arguing about each others' stupidness. Her argument was, "You can't even eat a grain of rice."
Rice? How does that make you stupid. Now that I think about it, on the contrary, if you eat less you're probably smarter. Nevertheless, I understood.
I said, "Elle, I could probably eat three bowls of rice in a sitting."
She turned and said, "I can eat ten!!"
"..."
"Yeah," I said, with one grain in each bowl." She puffed out her lip.
"No, with one hundred thousand." A pause. "In ten."
I don't know what happened after that. I have a short attention span, so I can't remember well, if that makes sense.
We ended up just staring at each other, she was eating microwaved sausage, and I was eating pepperonis, but I didn't show her for some reason. Ha ha.
Seriously, rice? Rice. Whatever.
