Someone: Do you have Facebook?
                              Me: No...
                              Someone: How 'bout Twitter?
                              Me: No.
                              Someone: What about Whatsapp?
                              Me: No!
                              Someone: What do you have?
                              Me: A LIFE!!!
                              Someone: Great! I need it for Candy Crush!!!
                              Me: !?!?!?
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  