So, we were at a Brazilian steakhouse from 7pm to 9. Italians; I know right? At one point at like 8 until we were leaving, my brother brought up that he was buying a shark fin. I repeated that he was buying a shirt, and started teasing him about it.
It ended up that he had sea anemone hair(he kinda does, except it doesn't stick up), he's a mermaid/siren, and has a mermaid/siren girlfriend, is a shark killer, and lives in the ocean. At one point he accidentally pointed out a Justin Bieber music video, and I came up with that he's cheating on his girlfriend with JB. I quickly dropped that. His friend Finn and his fish friends own a company called Fun Fin, and his tail is the color of his new shirt, black with the word Fun Fin tattooed on it.
I don't know how I came up with it, but my stomach still hurts, and it was sooo hilarious to see him frustrated.
