I kept attacking my Clumsy Ninja with soccer balls and Defenders(read: piece of wood in the shape of a human)
                              When the Clumsy Ninja is kicking a ball or another Defender, I grab my Defender and attack him with it yelling, "I WILL DEFEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  