Other girls: I need to go shopping!!
Me: Mom, can you get me something at the store?
Other girls: I have nothing to wear!
Me: I'll just wear the same clothes again. They're clean.
Other girls: Selfie!!
Me: Ugh, no pictures. My camera roll is mostly memes.
Other girls: I'm not ready yet! Just give me fifteen minutes!!
Me: I'm ready! It doesn't take me fifteen minutes to get dressed.
Other girls: I need Starbucks...
Me: I really want to play video games...
Other girls: DRAMA AND TALKING!!
Me: No, I don't want to be around people. I'll just stay home. Yeah, I have friends, but I wanna stay home.
