Annoying list: little siblings

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1. When I wrote Just 4 Fun RANDOMNESS, they became Elle and Spark.

2. They plagiarized. I made up J4F, and they made up "Too fun to be real."

They make the excuse that it would be plagiarizing if it were actually "Just 4 Fun," but that's a load of shiz. They have a clueless happy character in it. They made an Ari, but just changed his name. They made themselves the awesome ruling creators.

This is, like, an annoying point that is worth a trip to jail.

3. They make up games. I have to say, each one gets their own annoying point.

4. One is a Harry Potter game

5. One is an Akuna" (plagiarized Hakuna matata) game (An Akuna is some weird animal-I haven't figured it out)

6. Sometimes they add LOTR, The Hobbit, or J4F in their Harry Potter game. +1,000,000 annoying points -_-

7. They have an "Elle and Spark begins." Yeah.

8. They probably have like, a million more games, but those are the ones they play most often.

9. The way she asks him to play is naming the game with a question mark at the end.

ex: "Elle and Spark begins?"

ex 2: "Harry Potter game?"

10. A random point just for being annoying.

11. When they're not playing, they're fighting. Once, my brother gave my sister a bloody nose.

She practically gave him a weapon. She always takes peanut butter into the back seat, so he used the peanut butter jar as a weapon. Ouch.

12. "Good job" point for my mom. When they fight, she says, "Don't bleed." I'm like, LOL!

13. It's not your birthday, so mom's not forcing me to be nice to you! Here's a present: A million annoying points!

14. So, when I started drawing pictures for people, sis was like,
*high voice* "I want a unicorn standing and running, blowing bubble gum!"
WTF NO.

15. They always PULL MY TAIL!!!
*sobs and grabs tail-which I can barely reach*
(I have a Soft Kitty jacket that I wear all the time with a tail and ears)

16. When I'm on my iPhone(on Wattpad)
brother: *comes in my room without asking to watch me.*+1000 points

Me: I'm on Wattpad! Leave me alone!

Him: *disappointed* oh... *leaves*

17. When I'm on my IPhone(playing a game)
Brother: *comes in my room without asking to watch me*

Stays this time, insisting that he get some of my beautiful red fluffy blanket!

Sister: *sees him and comes in*

Me: Get out! I didn't say you could come in!

Her: *protests and gestures at him*

Me: *gives bro look* I didn't say he could either.

Both: *leave*

18: (Mostly sister) +100000000 points for being loud and annoying when doing schoolwork
(Singing or screaming or making random noises)

19: (brother when sis is being loud)
Keeps saying stopstopstop over and over and yelling at sis, really only adding to the noise level

20. Are you writing? +10000 annoying

*looks over shoulder* +10000000000 annoying

*blows raspberry, spraying me with spit* + 10000000 annoying

Warrior cats are stupid +1000000 rage

Especially your fanfic +10000000 rage

*leaves* +a little bit of happiness

21. Are you drawing? +10000 annoying

*looks over shoulder* +10000000000 annoying

Ummmm +10000000000000000000 annoying(don't tell me how it is.)

That's really... *obviously bad tone* +100000000000000000000000000000000 annoying

Annoying little sibling theme song! It works on anyone that's annoying!!!

*To the tune of Deck the Halls*
NO SHIZ 'COS YOURE ANNOYING! FA LA LA LA LA FA YOU!

I bet you sang that! :)

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