Today, CJ, Elle and I were talking about how, when I'm home alone, a kidnapper might come in the house.
So I was lyke, "If a kidnapper came in, I would grab the knife block and throw it at him, hoping that a knife would come out in the process."
Then CJ was lyke, "What if you were upstairs?"
I thought. "I would grab my Yankee candle and throw it at him." (It's one of the huge ones. I got it for my B-Day last year lol. Never used it)
So, we were talking about it, and I said that I would use my chair for a shield. I was thinking about maybe I could use my desk, my dresser, or my wardrobe for something...
But then I was lyke, "I'm going upstairs! I need to see what I have!"
Guys, I found a metal bar in my wardrobe, kind of hidden at the top. I also got some hangers, IDK why. But, a metal bar. It's like, one of the ones that came off of the stairs, really light and not round, but still.
So, I'll just grab whatever heavy thing I can(my chocolate candle, the knife block), and throw it at him, using a chair for a shield, and use the bar to hit him on the head or something, and when I want to, I have a REALLY loud voice.
I'm good. I'm good.
