I'm here guys, on Wattpad (DUH)
and my brother comes upstairs
with a sandwich
What is that?
Sandwich
Can I have it?
Get one yourself
(Cold logic serves justice on a dirty platter)
Too lazy.
Then too bad.
(Ouch.)
(I'm starving but I'm lazy)
(My brother has a sandwich but he's mean)
(The kitchen is three floors away)
(I don't want to get off Wattpad)
WHAT DO I DO!?
(It doesn't feel betteer not helping him open his Capri Sun because he has one and I DON'T!)