Me:
You are my bestest friend.
If you lose your mind, you can have mine
I barely use it.
My friend:
Me: *walks up and opens ur head*
Me: It's a used one, right? So it costs less?
You: Yep.
Me: *takes out brain and squishes it in next to my brain* I'M... SUPER... SMAAAAAAART!
You: ...
Me: *magically summons unicorn and flies away*
