Once, there was a guy who got disowned.
Guy: MOM! Why am I disowned??
Mom: You say Kden too much. Goodbye!!!
Guy: Kden...
Mom: *throws knife*
Guy: *screams and runs all the way to middle earth.*
Jelsa: *together*
Guy: *screams* JELSA JELSA JELSA!!
Elsa: What do you want!?
Jack: Can't you see we're in the middle of... nowhere?
Guy: *crying* Sorry, I just... *sniffle* I can't even...
Heidi: mama, mama!
Elsa: look, Jack! Heidi said mama!
Guy: !!!!!!!
Jack: aw...
Krispy: *barks*
Jack: what is it, boy?
Krispy: *whines*
Jack: Snowflake, we have to go home.
Guy: I have to tell you something. *starts glowing*
Jelsa, Krispy, and Heidi: 😱
Guy: Krispy and Heidi are the heirs to Kerouac, and we must find a magical handheld sharpener to present to the kingdom do that they may rule.
Jelsa: *crying* okay, okay.
Guy: hey, where are Krispy and Heidi?
Jelsa: *scream*
Guy: okay, this has gone on long enough. TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!
