1) Lives in a pineapple
2) Works in a fast food restaurant with no future
3) Works for a stingy boss who's always out to cheat his money and gives him more stuff to do
4) Coworker/closest neighbor hates him to the core
5) Best friend is a jobless retard
6) Can't pass his drivers test with countless tries
7) Friendzoned by his crush
8) Pet snail seems smarter than him
