AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That was me stepping on a piece of macaroni)
Mom: What happened?
Me: I just stepped... on a... CHEESE NOODLE!!!!!!!!
(Cheese noodle? what is wrong with me? Maybe I just don't think straight when I step on my siblings' lunch. I'll punish them after I report the tradedy to all of Wattpad...)