The Random Book part 2

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Jelsa: OMIGOD where's Krispy and Heidi!?

Heidi: We're right here, idiots.

Jelsa, Guy: 😱

Krispy: I just can't waaaait.... To be kiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heidi: WHOOP! Come on, dumb*ss!!

Jelsa: hey! Watch your mouth!

Guy: Kden...

Mom: *throws knife*

Guy: GAH! *dies*

Jelsa: Whew...

Heidi&Krispy: YAY!!!

Guy: I'm alive! EAT SLUGS, MOM!!!

All: UUGH...

Guy: Kden, let's go to Leiden to get that sharpener!

All: we're off to see the magic, the magical sharp'ner of Lei...

Guy: We're here!

Heidi: Imma fall in dis hole now...

Krispy: wait for meeee!!!

Both: *fall in*

Guy: Kden...

Jelsa: *throws knives*

Guy: OKAY, OKAY! I'll go after them!

Helen: WAIT! Don't go in there! That's where I've hidden the sharpener that I've accidentally purposefully broken!!

Guy: you realize that you're a llama?

Helen: yes.

Guy: *whisperz* I'll distract her while you run... HI HELEN THE LLAMA! ITS NICE TO MEET YOU!! *whisperz* why aren't you running??

Jelsa: I'm just... Gonna go now...

Helen: NO! Wait!!

Krispy&Heidi: *climb out of hole, sobbing*

Jelsa: what'swrongwhat'swrongwhat'swrongwhat'swrong!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Heidi: *crying* the sharp'ner... *sniff*

Krispy: *wails* ITS F***ING BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!

Helen: Wow your dog and month year old can talk!

Jelsa: It's a gift...

Guy: Kden...

Helen: *throws knife*

Guy: OKAY THEN!!! We shall see the wizard Berkley.

Jerkin: Too bad, I put him in a mental hospital!!

Guy: Kden...

Jerkin: *throws knife*

Guy: OH COME ON!!!

All: We're off to see the wizard, in the mental hospital!!

Guy: Kden, TO BE CONTINUED.

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