Powerful and Exhausted (Opmale reader x Konosuba)

Chapter 25: Sleep is So Sweet.

Mansion

Kazuma: We're back.

Y/n: *Yawn* Wait...*sniff* What's that smell? Oh, what the...

After filling out their requested dreams at the Succubus shop, Y/n and Kazuma went back home just as soon as nightfall hit. The girls were all seated at the table and on that table was some prime, scrumptious looking crab meat.

Megumin: *Drooling*

Aqua and Megumin were too busy to notice that Y/n and Kazuma had come back from their erotic adventures. Aqua was holding up a giant bottle of wine and admiring it, Megumin was high of off the crabs steaming odor.

Darkness: Ah, welcome back Y/n! Kazuma!

She just walked in, carrying a plate full of more giant crabs and setting them on the table.

Y/n: What's all this?

Darkness: These were sent by my family to congratulate us on moving in.

Y/n: Wow, that's generous.

Off to the side, Y/n noticed how quiet Aqua was and she looked kind of restless, she looks him in the eye and sort of plays with her fingers.

Aqua: Did-Did you get my letter? I sent them to her so she could give it to you...

Chuckling, Y/n remembers the look of brief surprise on the Lich's face when he ate the whole thing.

Y/n: Yep. You're forgiven, Aqua. You weren't even in any trouble to begin with.

Y/n: *grin* Now stop being remorseful, it dosen't suit you.

A big smile grew on Aqua's face and she stands up to walk over and give Y/n a big thank you hug. He slightly leaned into it just as a reward for not being as vain as she usually was that night.

Aqua returns to her seat and Y/n and Kazuma take theirs.

Kazuma: Moving on, how luxurious are these crabs anyway?

Megumin: It's magnificently luxurious!

Kazuma: Really?

Megumin shoots up from her chair and stands on it, striking a pose.

Megumin: Of course! Why, if you told me I could eat this crab in exchange for holding off on using explosion magic for the day, I would restrain myself with pleasure, and unleash my explosion magic only after I've eaten!

She raised an arm.

Megumin: That's how luxurious it is!

Y/n: *Chuckles* Woweee that's a mouthful.

Silently, Y/n suddenly felt someone staring at his face, coming from his left side.

Y/n: Umm, why're you looking at me like that, Darkness?

Darkness: Huh? Oh, it's just that...you're awfully expressive today. Usually you're  more like "-_-"

His face scrunched up in offence.

Y/n: I don't ge-- what's that supposed to mean?

Kazuma: Well, you usually look so done with everything, but right now your face is energetic, like what Darkness said-- expressive.

Y/n: Huh. Okay well, we should probably start eating these before it all gets cold.

Fanning it cool with his hand, Y/n picks up one crab leg and snaps it in half, making it exude a delicious smelling smell. The rest follow in his stead.