Powerful and Exhausted (Opmale reader x Konosuba)

Chapter 9: New Gear

(A/n): Hey guys, I'm back and I just wanna say thank you to all those who followed me back from my first account. :)

And without futher ado...
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Adventurer's Guild

Kazuma is seen sliding his finger over his card, acquiring a brand new skill/ability. He stands up from his seat and points his hand over to a simple glass cup.

Kazuma: Create Water!

A spout of clear liquid shoots out from his hand and fills the cup up, Y/n drops ice into it and drinks up.

Y/n: Mmn, not bad.

Kazuma: Well, that's to be expected of basic magic.

Y/n: Why not just learn explosion magic from Megumin? It's pretty strong.

Kazuma: And get conked out in one hit? Not a chance.

Before Y/n could question Kazuma on his unwillingness to try explosion magic, Darkness walks in with her armor looking in a lot better shape than last time.

Darkness: Y/n! Kazuma! Look!

Y/n: I bet Kazuma's thinking "Yes, I'm Kazuma" right about now.

Darkness: I got my armor repaired with the reward I gained from the cabbages, it's so shiny now, don't you think?

Kazuma: It looks like the sort of armor a rich aristocrat's son would wear.

He said with a deadpanned expression.

Looking to the side, Darkness was disappointed with Kazuma's reaction

Darkness: There are times where I'd like some genuine praise, too.

(A/n): She wants praise? Praise for what? Being living fanservice?

Y/n: Oh, well then I think you'd look great in anything, Darkness.

"Th-Thank you..." was all the Crusader in yellow could mumble out, embarrassed because she wasn't expecting Y/n to be the one to compliment her.

But the compliment he gave Darkness was purely sarcastic.

Switching over his attention to the TnT enthusiast, Kazuma pokes Y/n's shoulder and gestured toward her and her weird actions.

Kazuma: Would you praise that kind of behavior?

Megumin was sensually rubbing herself against her staff, y'know like all Archwizard's do.

Y/n: *whispers* I ain't no lolicon.

He and Kazuma quietly whispered to themselves.

Megumin: Oh, irresistible. Irresistible!

Kazuma: I'm sure she's on her way to surpassing you, Darkness.

Said loli was enraptured over her new staff she bought with her reward from the emergency quest.

Megumin: The radiance of this manatite staff overflowing with magical power...

She continued stroking herself against the staff (giggity), even making satisfaction sounds.

Meanwhile, our grace and holy supposed caretaker was arguing with the receptionist about the veggies she obtained in the earlier emergency quest.

It was a very one sided argument.

Aqua: What?! What is the meaning of this? Don't you know how many cabbages I caught?!

The Godess of Water was angrily grabbing Luna by her uniform and shook her, making her "momonga's" go wiggly jiggly.