Powerful and Exhausted (Opmale reader x Konosuba)

Chapter 10: The Art of Explosions

(A/n): Y'know it's funny to think that this story, your story, started because you found me drunk and wasted in some random forest.
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Update on Y/n's stats:

Power: -5457

Speed: -3678

Agility: - 3588

Luck: 22

Intelligence: 1328

(A/n): Seems like hanging out with Kazuma and co. brought down your IQ by like, a lot, Huh.
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Morning.

Y/n and Megumin were walking down a nature surrounded path, yawning and tired from the fight last night, Y/n sleepily rubbed his eyes open.

Y/n: It's too early to be doing this Megumin.

Y/n: Why can't you just do magic training by yourself? *yawn*

Megumin: If I did that, who else would be willing to carry me back home?

She said with a slight blush.

Y/n: So... I'm just a pack mule? *sigh*

They walked some more until finally, they decided on what Megumin should use her magic on.

Y/n: Hey, right here's fine, ain't it? Let's just explode some random hill over there.

Megumin: I can't do that! If I don't do it somewhere far from town, the guardsmen will scold me again.

Y/n: Ohhh.... wait a second..."again?"

He looked at her in concern, though not surprising since this is Megumin they're talking about.

Y/n: I bet they called you a nuisance and complained to the guild about the noise, am I wrong?

The crimson girl embarrassingly shook her head.

Sighing for like, the thousandth time, and tired, Y/n decided to help this hopeless kaboom obsessed archwizard. But only because he had nothing better to do.

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Megumin: *cheery* Konosuba.
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Later

Megumin and Y/n eventually found a shabby, old looking castle that was constructed over a high cliff, perfectly visible from where Y/n and Megu stood.

Megumin: Is that...an abandoned castle?

Y/n: It might be, but one thing's for sure though, it's pretty creepy lookin'.

Megumin: I'll use that! Surely no one's gonna complain if I obliterated that old thing!

Y/n: Er... yeah... but it still looks like the area is owned by someone...

Megumin wasted no time at all and started her long winded chant for a single explosion.

Her chant always included fancy shcmancy words like "promulgate" or
"Alias". Honestly, if I had magic I'd just say one word and bam. Magic.

Magic circles formed both underneath her and in front of her staff which kinda gave Y/n PTSD but he ignores it and braced for the impact.

Megumin: Explosion!

*BOOOM*

Blinding orange light bursts forth from Megumin's staff as the castle she was aiming at became enveloped by an orange dome before imploding in on itself, the sheer power could be felt from where they were standing.