Powerful and Exhausted (Opmale reader x Konosuba)

Chapter 2: Adventure Time.

(A/n): Guys Wattpad is gonna be down on October 6 from 8 until 10am so I'll probably update late during that.
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Kazuma and Aqua were sat on a table that was in a far corner, the other tables surrounding them, empty.

They were depressed because apparently you need to pay a fee to become adventurers, Kazuma didn't have any currency on him and Aqua who was dragged away unexpectedly was also not filled up on cash.

It was quiet.

Waitress: Excuse me, are you ready to order?

She was quite cheery compared to the two who were sulking in their seats.

Kazuma: S-Sorry.... we're still thinking about it...

Waitress: Alright, take your time then.

After she leaves, Kazuma starts asking Aqua for any ideas, a fatal mistake considering Aqua's streak of being useful.

Kazuma: Normally, in situations like these, we'd got a normal amount of equipment that are enough to pay for living expenses, at least.

Kazuma: This is totally inhospitable.

Aqua: *sigh* And there goes your last shred of reliability. Poof. Gone.

Aqua: Well I guess it can't be helped, you are a shut in NEET.

Kazuma: Don't call me a shut-in NEET, you useless GODESS.

Stunned by what Kazuma said, Aqua gets a teeny bit teary.

Aqua: I'm not useless! I'M--!

Loud shouting and grunting could be heard from outside as Y/n barges into the guild, all sweaty and grimey.

Y/n: *Huff* *Huff* Hey I'm back!

Kazuma: Y/n! Thank goodness! I didn't think I could stand being alone with this useless woman any longer!

Aqua: Hey!

Y/n: Were you guys fighting while I was gone? Wait. Uh...

Y/n's yelling earned him a bunch of stares from the people in the guild.

Y/n: Not again.

Ignoring the feeling of eyes on his back, Y/n asked an obvious question with an answer that was obvious.

Y/n: Did you guys register yet?

Kazuma grabbed his pockets and turned them inside out to show it's vast emptiness.

Kazuma: Does that answer your question?

Kazuma said with a deadpan expression.

Y/n: Yep, pretty much.

Y/n also said with a deadpan expression.

Aqua who was watching the two boys converse, stood up and slapped a hand on the table.

Aqua: It can't be helped...

She smiles

Aqua: Let me show you guys exactly what a godess can do!

She turns around and walks towards an old man who was drinking from a cup, sake I'm guessing was what he was drinking.

But before she could invade the Grandpa's personal space Y/n grabbed her by the wrist.

Aqua: Hwa--!? H-Hey!

Was she blushing right now? Y/n couldn't tell because of the art style.

Y/n: Here's what I'm guessing you were about to do...