Powerful and Exhausted (Opmale reader x Konosuba)

Chapter 30: Prison of Unfairness

A/n: Back to this story now I guess. :/ I'm typing this chapter down on my laptop and I sure do hope this turns out fine. Last poll was won and Option 1: Y/n keeps harem to himself obviously was the winner. Sorry generous people of the world. Greed has won.

Btw, been listening to Sincerely, me from Dear Evan Hansen lately.
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Earlier

Sena: Satou Kazuma... you are hereby arrested by the order of our great Alderp-sama! 

Initially, everyone in Kazuma's party was shocked or more or less surprised by the current events that were happening. But as you'd expect of yourself, dear reader. Y/n held his signature facial expression. Truly used to it.

Sena: I'm Sena, the public prosecutor assigned by the kingdom. Adventurer Satou Kazuma-

She showed them the submitted arrest form on her clipboard.

Sena: You are currently suspected for the crime of subversion of the state.

Kazuma was speechless, his face looked like a fish out of water, gasping for air. Aqua approached from behind and forced his head down.

Aqua: Hey, Kazuma, what did you do this time?! Come on, apologize! I'll tell them I'm sorry too, so hurry up and apologize!

He shoves off her repeated and forceful head bowing.

Kazuma: Hey! What do you mean "this time"?! You know very well that I haven't done anything!

Y/n winces, remembering that a chapter ago, Kazuma told Wiz to not hold back and just teleport it randomly. Guess it bit him in the butt.

Y/n: *Whispers* Well, that's not exactly true...

Sena: Indeed, it isn't.

Y/n: Y-You heard...?

The prosecutor smiled, of course she had heard, only Y/n, the man with the world's- no... universe's shittiest luck, could somehow let a whisper be heard.

Sena: I'm a prosecutor, when you've got a job like mine, you learn to hear what things guilty people have to say under their breath. Oh and that coronatite that was teleported under Satou Kazuma's command? it blew up the mansion of a lord.

Aqua and Kazuma gasped and simultaneously said "What!?"

Sena: Fortunately, there was no casualty, but now, we suspect you are a terrorist and a spy working for the Devil King.

Megumin: Hold on a moment!

She steps in to dissuade the prosecutor lady from going ahead and arresting Kazuma right then and there.

Megumin: In the battle with Destroyer, if it wasn't for Kazuma's idea, the outcome could have happened much worse, and sooner.

Kazuma: Megumin!

Woah was this really happening? Was Kazuma actually getting some attention from the girls? Was he finally getting some actual recognition? Nah.

Megumin: The worst crimes he has commited are merely harrasments towards the opposite gender.

Kazuma: Hey.

Darkness: Ma'am there must be a misunderstanding. 

Our Crusader in yellow also stepped in to say her piece, which they probably should not have allowed.

Kazuma: Darkness? 

Darkness: This man here dosen't have the guts. He always stared at me like a starving beast at the Inn yet he never asked me out. He's nothing but a coward.