Charming and the Bear (A Gender bend story) (sorta)

Be our guest

I changed up the lyrics a bit, enjoy.

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(Meanwhile in the kitchen. . .)

"They are coming. Final checks, everyone!" Everest told the rest of the pups and dishes, as she burst open the kitchen doors, with Skye walking form behind  

"No, you don't!" Skye said to Everest "If the Mistress finds out you violated her orders and fed him, she will blame me!" 

"Yes, I will make sure of it." Everest replied as she went help the other pups prepare the dishes in place "But did you see him stand up to her? I am telling you, this boy is the one. They must fall in love, if we are to be human again and how can they fall in love if he stays in his room?" Everest stated, as Skye followed her. . . 

"You know he'll never love her." Skye said 

"A broken pup, is right two time's a day, but this is not one of those times. stand up straight!" Everest stated, while correcting one of the glass cups "performing, I'm ready to go!" Everest said as she went over towards rubble to check on the food, and tasted it "Mmm! Keep it up, Rubble!" she complemented. . . (A/N: I changed Everest's catchphrase a bit, hope you don't mind) 

"Thanks, Everest!" Rubble Thanked her, as Everest walked back towards, Skye 

"Not so loud! Keep it down." Skye whispered at Everest 

"Of course, of course!" Everest replied to her "But what is dinner without a little music?" Everest said, as she headed towards the dinning room. . .

"Music?" Skye said 

(Meanwhile the dinning room. . .)

"Maestro Cadenza, are you ready?" Everest asked the talking piano

"It has been so long, since I have preformed. I can barely even remember how." The piano replied as it played a song for the permanence, but messed up in the middle of the song, which cause to hurt the talking piano a bit "Ah!"

"Ooh!" Everest winced from the sound 

"Another cavity." the piano said sadly

"Maestro, were counting on you to help us break this curse" Everest told the piano, as Skye walked up to them

"Than I shall play through the dental pain" The piano said 

"Maestro, play quietly, please." Skye pleaded the piano 

"Oh, Quietly. Of course, Skye" The piano replied with a small chuckle

While this was being sort out, Ella and Ryder walked into the dinning room. . .

"There you are, dear." Ella said to Ryder, as Everest gave the signal to start, as everyone got into their positions . . .

 "Ma chère Monsieur" Everest started as she walked down the long dinning table, as the spot light followed her, every move "It is with deepest pride. And greatest pleasure. That we welcome you tonight." she said as she counited. . .

"And now. We invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair. . ." she said as she signaled the chair to move, causing Ryder to sat back on the chair. 

"As the dining room proudly presents. . ." Everest said, as the moving plates, forks, spoons, and cups flew onto the table, in a straight order. 

"Your dinner" Everest added, as she started vocalizing and danced along the way. . .

"Be our guest, Be our guest. Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie. And we'll provide the rest. . ." Everest sang, the dishes started preforming. . .

"Soupe du jourHot hors d'œuvre Why, we only live to serve. Try the grey stuff, it's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes" Everest continued, as the dishes flew up in circles. . . 

"They can sing! They can dance!" She added " After all, Sir, this is France. And a dinner here is never second best" She sang, as menu's flew around. . . "Go on, unfold your menu. Take a glance and then you'll. Be our guest. Oui, our guest. Be our guest." She vocalized, as trays of food appeared, and dishes kept dancing, while she continued. . .    

"Beef ragoût
Cheese soufflé
Pie and pudding "en flambé"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret. You're alone
And you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining. We tell jokes
I do tricks
With my Icey furry paws"

"And it's all in perfect taste. That you can bet" the other pups vocalized  

"Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest
If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest. Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest" Everest sang, as the tone of the song changed into a sad sound 

"Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
She's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful, hey Skye?
Suddenly those good old days are gone. Too long we've been bored. Needing so much more than dusting. Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills." Everest sang in a sad tone. . .

"Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, bored and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!" Everest sang as the tone changed into a cheerful tone   

"It's a guest
It's a guest
Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert
He'll want tea
And my dear, that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft shoeing
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing" Ella sang, as she continued. . .    

"I'll get warm
Piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up!" Ella said as she clean up Rex's messy eye, and counited "We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest?"

"He's our guest" Everest added

"He's our guest" Ella said 

"He's our guest" Everest and Skye said 

"Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
It's been years since we had anybody here
And we're obsessed" The rest of the pups sang, as a small water water fountain was preformed "With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the chandeliers still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going. . . 

Course by course
One by one, 'til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest" The pups, along with the dishes vocalized the final line, as they finished their grandest and final act, and as everything was placed back to normal. 

"Pudding?" Everest asked Ryder, while holding a silver tray in her mouth, that carried a small cake on the tray, as Ryder let out a small giggle. 

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Hope you guys liked it, I was gong to put a genderbending song of this song, but you guys can just go on YouTube, and look it up yourselves, but I hoped you guys enjoyed it.