Heart of the war. [Smii7y x Reader]

three

"Everyones FUCKING dead." Blarg popped the d at the end of the sentence.

"Yeah only Y/Ns alive." Smii7y stared intently at his screen.

Y/N had 4k and could only buy one, so of course the obvious choice is jaren.

"Dudes! Dudes! Mark the nearest buy!"

"What if i dont want to?" Smii7y answered playfully.

"Then fuck you," she said in a monotone voice.

"Alright F9." Matt said, practically swallowing his mic.

"PRETTY WOMAN," Y/N started singing with an accent.

"SHE SMELL LIKE BEEF," smii7y chimed in.

"PRETTY WOMAN," Blarg joined.

"SHE SMELL LIKE ARBYS!" a new voice joined the call, immediately recognizing it, Y/N called out his superior name.

"SIR GRIZWALD!" She snickered, tears pricking her eyes from laughing so much.

"YES MAAM!" he screamed back.

"STOP FUCKIN SCREAMING!" puffer screamed on grizzys side.

"What are you gonna do about it?"

"Im gonna hide all your chips."

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"Oh, oh fuck. My ass. Right now." Y/N hit a nasty shot with her mk2 carbine. The sight made her seem all the more superior among mortals.

They were taking a risky fight in hangers, where people landed on the roofs of the little apartments in which most would just call "mint" or "green".

"One down on the roof," she continued, another person peeking instead of resing his partner.

"BAP! two down on the roof," she scoffed. "Not sure if the first guy i downed had self. His teammate tried to peek me first instead of res."

"Well, can i take you up on that offer, maam?" Smii7y said right as he point blanked someone up on the roof Y/N sniped people from.

"Team wipe!" Y/N and Smii7y called at the same time, cocking back their rifles. Silence filled the call as Y/N opened her map and marked a buy station.

"We need our loadoutttsssss!" Grizzy groaned. He turned a corner to go into another hangers just so be jumped by someone who had krakatoa.

The fire breath R9-0 shotgun from Firestarter Niktos operator pack.

"WHOOOAAAAAT?!" he yelled. Over the call everyone heard 'BANG, BANG, BANG'.

"I think he brokie."

"Matt, i think hes gonna leave-" Y/N wheezed, gripping her controller- yes, controller, harder.

"Man my thumbs gon give out today, huh?" She whispered to herself.

"What you be doin with your thumbs??" Smii7y said, genuinely confused.

"Im a controller player, milkhead."

"I can be your milkhead in a sec- yo, wha-" smii7ys eyes panned to his chat.

He deafened in discord, speaking directly to his chat. "Chat, its a fucking joke. Not even me and john are dating. Take a joke. God damn." He got up into his mic, making him louder and narly.

"I didnt hear what you said-"

"My chats going fucking wild because of our tweets this morning, and now this holy fuck!" Y/N facepalmed mentally.

"When will you bitches ever learn?!" She gunned down another camper hiding in the corner of a dark hanger, well blended in with a roze skin.

"Man they need to fix that skin." Grizzy finally said something.

"For REAL!" Y/N banged her desk louder than grizzy did.

"THIS FUCKING BITCH CAME OUT OF NO WHEREEE!"

"Dont worry, i gotcha" smii7y revived Y/N.

"Man im so happy i have this skin." She smiled, reminding herself of something better so she could focus.

"Footsteps, right of me." Smii7ys and Y/N were stuck in a hangar, with a team directly outside.

"Circling back, left of you, INSIDE! INSIDE!" Y/N called out ones position, but ordered them both not to move. They both were laying down inside of corpses, aimimg in their guns to look more natural.

"Lets see where this takes us." Y/N threw a semtex in the space between herself and smii7y.