The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Season 7 Oneshots

Writing Samples

For those of you that don't know, I'm posted a poll just after this chapter to see which project to start/finish next. These are samples of what you're voting for.

Except for 'mystery', naturally.

Naturally.

Magic Fools AU Arc 1:

"Really, I can't thank you enough for the rescue." Tango smiled, stretching his wings as he shifted into a slightly more humanoid from. "They'd put me out, so I don't know..." He trailed off as he turned around, seeing the shocked expression on his rescuer's disturbingly familiar face, and catching on to the silence echoing between them.

Because the kitsune who stood there, nine tails fanned out and clawed hands shaking, wasn't the total stranger that Tango was expecting to see. Instead, under the spiked white hair with fox ears poking out was a masked face that Tango otherwise knew too well, was none other than his friend, who he'd just spoken with yesterday, Etho.

"...You too, huh?" Tango asked, chuckling nervously.

Soul Trade AU Finale:

"What. Is he. Doing. Here." Iskall growled. Azin gave a weak smile in reply, adjusting how his wings rested, uncomfortable.

"Funny story, that." Ren remarked. "He can get me back to me." Oh, so it was Wels speaking, then? But then... why not the American accent? Iskall made a vague noise of confusion in reply. Before they could be entirely filled in on the situation, however, the others began to file in. First the rest of La Revolution, then the Authors, followed by Team Pacifist, and then... and then nobody.

"Where's the nHo and ConVex?" Mumbo asked. Nobody knew.

Timeline Q Arc 5:

"Hey guys." Tango grinned, as Zed and Impulse came flying in. "Glad you could make it."

"Tango." Impulse groaned, before gesturing vaguely in a Tango-wards direction. "How. Why."

"I was cold!" Tango protested. "I didn't expect the lava lake to freeze over."

"Fair." Zed shrugged. Impulse glared at him.

"Can... we get on with the rescue?" Tango asked weakly. Impulse groaned, chuckling softly at the situations Tango managed to get himself into, and began hacking away at the block Tango's left leg was stuck in, while Zed went for the block that his right leg was in.

"So how did you two find me?" Tango asked innocently, once he'd been freed, pulling his boots back on. From the shadows, Querat grinned. Things were about to get good. Or so he thought, anyway.

s7!War AU Finale:

"He's on our side!" Impulse yelled, hand still shaking, holding the arrow.

"Hi. I'm the Reckoner." Tango smiled, waving weakly.

"Sure. Like any member of HEP would want to help us." Etho frowned.

...yeah I have no idea where I'm going with this one.

Opposite Day Part 2:

"That's a terrible idea." Cub piped up, before his head could catch up with remembering his curse. X looked affronted. Flustered, Cub began to ramble. "I don't mean- I can- I meant to- Scar, please try and embarrass me here!"

"If that's what you want." Scar smiled a mischievous smile, oblivious to Cub's distress.

"I don't- please don't- I'm doing fine. This is fine." He stammered out, gripping the table.

"Cub, are you sure?" X asked, concerned.

"Yeah. No, I'm not under a curse or anything. I said exactly what I meant." Cub tried to explain, digging himself deeper into the hole he was in.

"Cub..." X warned, confused as to why his friend was being so harsh.

"I just don't..." Cub sighed, exasperatedly. "Nevermind. Scar, you can keep the book."

This time, it was Scar's mental loading time to parse what Cub was saying that was both their downfalls.

Fusion Oneshot:

When the message went out that X was going to be installing a minor update, Impulse didn't pay it much mind. He was busy collecting output from his wither rose farm, and fixing it after it had broken again. A wither skull slammed into him full force, but he took it in his stride, fixing up the farm and then downing a regen potion to combat the wither effect.

Once he got back to the Overworld, a distant screech instantly made him aware of just how long he'd been in the End. He sighed, drawing his sword to fight off the phantoms. The death-bats got in a few good hits on him, to be fair, but all in all he was alright. He dusted himself up, and took off towards his (new) base to patch himself up.

We've been Entropy and Azin, peace out from the present!