who are you? -- Cedric Diggory x Edward Cullen

chapter 21

"She's rather boring, don't you think?" Leah raised her upper-lip in distaste.

Sam Uley chuckled, taking a sip of his freshly brewed coffee.

"What do you expect her to do?" Sam raised a brow over his cup.

"I don't know" she mumbled, "shes a vampire why does she look so," she raised Mia's arm with her index finger and thumb, "dead?"

"Because shes a vampire" Sam answered smugly, shrugging his shoulders.

Leah rolled her eyes and sighed, dropping Mia's arm.

"Well, well" Jacob entered the room, rubbing his hands together as if he has just concocted the most evil scheme, "you'll never believe who our little vampire is friends with"

Leah scoffed, "let me guess, the Cullens?"

"Edward Cullen, to be more specific" Jacob smirked.

"You have some creepy obsession with the Cullens," Leah paused for a moment, "Edward Cullen to be more specific" She mocked.

Jacob rolled his eyes, "Yeah whatever" he scoffed, "he's coming here now"

"Jacob, that's enough" Sam slammed his cup angrily onto the table and stood up, startling both Jacob and Leah.

"I have entertained these games long enough" Sam messaged the bridge of his nose, "This ends now"

"But I—

Jacobs words were cut short because of the large hands that wrapped themselves around Jacobs throat.

"Where is she, mutt?" Edward spat, pushing Jacob into a wall.

Jacob merely wheezed a laugh.

"Answer me!" Edward growled, slamming Jacobs head into the wooden walls.

Crimson coloured blood trickled down Jacobs face and into his vision.

Sam merely observed the interaction between the two, knowing jacob had it coming.

Edward was about to break Jacobs spine when he saw something move in his peripheral vision.

He turned his head only to see Mia laying limp on a table, his gaze softened almost sadly before he looked at Jacob once more. Barring his teeth he angrily shoved Jacob and walked over to Mia.

Edward bent down and moved Mia's hair from her face, "Mia" he whispered harshly, she groaned. He sighed in relief.

"Lets get you out of here" he picked her up slowly and draped her over his shoulder.

Giving the Black's one last glare, he took Mia back home.

.

"And then you just dab it gently" Adrien hummed.

Mia felt a wet sensation on her forehead.

"I don't think that will hel—

"You wanted my help, now except it" Adrien muttered angrily.

Mia opened her eyes but squinted, it was bright.

She saw Delilah and Edward share a glance and chuckle at Adrien's mood.

"Shes awake!" Adrien announced.

Edward's serious demeanour returned and he cleared his throat, walking over to Mia.

"Erm—

he bent down awkwardly next to her, clearing his throat for the second time, "are you alright..?"

Mia gave him a confused look so he elaborated, "The Black's, they took you and Jacob—

"Who's Jacob? The Black's? As in Sirus and—

Mia got up quickly, forgetting that the bloodline of the black's was considered dead.

"No, don't" Edward put a hand on her back to steady her.

Everyone shared a look at Mia's outburst.

"Edward I'm fine" she pushed his hands away, embarrassed.

"Right!" Phoenix clapped his hands, appearing from what seemed like nowhere, "now that she's alive and well—

"I wouldn't say well" Mia muttered, interrupting Phoenix.

Phoenix rolled his eyes at her dramatics.

"Now that shes alive", Phoenix corrected himself, "its time for Delilah sparkles four y'all" he exclaimed, pulling an old tape from his pant pocket that was labeled 'Delilah Sparkles #4'.

Everyone cheered and jumped, worsening Mia's headache, while Delilah rolled her eyes and sighed, placing herself next to Mia.

"Delilah spar—

"You don't even wanna know, Mia" Delilah looked at the ceiling.

"Oh but she does" Phoenix smirked, placing his arm around Mia.

"You see" Adrien started explaining 'Delilah sparkles' at the front of the room, "Back in 1998, my beautiful and musical wife here" he winked at Delilah who threw a couch cushion at him, "decided she wanted to be a 'child' pop star in Canada" he said theatrically while dogging Delilahs couch cushion.

"And before this tape" he tapped the one in this hands, "there were three more, those were all songs that she had written such as lets go to the mall—

"Oh my favourite!" Phoenix chuckled beside Mia.

Mia noticed Edward move his tongue around in his cheek, giving Phoenix an odd expression, one that Mia couldn't decipher.

"But this one is said to be Delilah sparkles darkest work" Adrien said barley holding in a laugh.

Adrien hooked the tape up to an old DVR under their tv and  joined the rest of us on the couch.

The tape started, it was like most 90's music videos, it started off with a really badly edited intro but then, Delilah, who hadn't aged a day —for obvious reasons— walked in, but it didn't look like Delilah, this version of her had black lipstick and a matted black wig on. None of them could contain their laughter, they all fell into a heap on the floor clutching their stomachs.

Delilah merely looked at them, unimpressed and walked over to the DVR, smashing it rather calmly. Everyone became silent, sharing a look and beginning to laugh again. Delilah rolled her eyes and held up her middle finger to the group who begun to laugh for a third time.

Mia couldn't remember the last time she had laughed this much.