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Harry Edward Styles typed away his Muke fanfiction happily, making sure that Luke was the total submissive. "No,no, dammit." He backspaced the whole paragraph he was typing and leaned back in his spinning chair, frustrated.

Harry, also known as @cliffuck on Wattpad, was the well-known author of Heartstrings, a sorta popular book.

And with popularity, came intense crtitisism.

By none other than Liam Payne, one of the biggest Buzzfeed writers.

Harry called him the Buzzfeed Bastard.

And oh look, he had published yet another article dedicated to the hell that is fanfiction.

WATTPAD ADVENTURES

By Liam Payne

Hello loves, as you know I have been reading a "Muke" (Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings, yikes!) fanfiction on Wattpad by the author @cliffuck.

It is disgusting.

I have gotten to the part where "Muke" is about to [according to @cliffuck herself, "frickle frackle"], have sex, and it took all I had not to gouge my eyes out.

She (nobody knows her name) has been writing about sex, and she probably isn't even a legal adult! And fangirls obiously  like to read this shit, because it has 100K views.

All I have to say, is that more Bibles should be printed.

Liam x

Harry almost threw his computer across the room. The little useless fuck, calling me a 17 year old virgin girl. He should've been used to it, after all, Liam had written 5 articles about it already.

It still pissed him off.

After he regained composure, he scrolled down the multitude of comments, and then he saw something that caught his eye.

Wanna contact me? Email me: liamjpayne@gmail.com !

He quickly logged on to his Gmail, and composed a letter filled with swears and harsh words.

Then he deleted it, because he was too nice for that shit.

To: liamjpayne@gmail.com

From: youreallysuck@gmail.com

       Dear Liam,

I don't think you spent enough time in school.

Why do I think that?

Because you seem to have forgotten :

1)That the Fountain of Youth doesn't exist.

2) That not everyone is Bruce Jenner.

3)That it's two-thousand-fucking-fifteen.

Just saying.

    @cliffuck x