Internet [#Wattys2015]

ljp

"Go ahead, make my day." He talked to some client on the phone. "Not really worthy of me writing a story on, sorry doll." Liam dropped the call, dropping his phone on the carpet in the process.He was really bored,and it looked really pretty outside. . .

The only problem was, Liam wasn't an avid lover of the outdoors.

In fact, he hated it.

Ever since a horse but his ass when he was 17,he vowed to never go outside unless necessary. "Fuck, I'm too rich."

Okay, so that was a little conceded,but it was true. Liam has more money than he knew what to do with.

And so,he gave the money to people who knew what to do with it- the Salvation Army.

Even though he was a bitch,he was a nice bitch.

"I'm so bored what the hell am I supposed to do with myself." He muttered to himself. "Oh wait, the Internet exists." He logs onto his Twitter and checks his notifications.

@5Secondsofsodapop mentioned you in 30 tweets!

They were all follow requests.

Liam didn't think he had ever pressed someone's follow button faster than he did this guy's. He stalked his Twitter for a bit, finding out that his name was Niall (wrong spelling of Neil maybe?, he was into 5 Seconds of Summer,and that he was in a group chat on Kik that coincidentally the same name of the author that emailed him.

He logged onto his Kik.

you have now joined the group chat #cliffuck!

zayn: who the actual fuck are you m8

harry jane: oml..

leprachaun: gUYS LIAM PAYNE FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER IM CRYING PLS GUYS

payno: check the kik ^

leprachaun: IT's lIAM FUCKING PAYNE CRUYINGH

pls stop: crying*

harry jane: oh um hello liam

pls stop: hella awks

zayn: yikes!