Internet [#Wattys2015]

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z.m: remember when u guys told me to try and get sleeping pils?

n.h: yes, seems like I'm the only one alive in this chat ATM

z.m: well I took your advice guys, I'm taking them, but only my prescribed, which is once a day

n.h: do you think you'll sleep tn?

z.m: maybe

n.h: so I found out that girl that asked me out lives nearby

z.m: no fuckin way

n.h: I hhu

z.m: how I understood that idk but I did continue so you're actually taking her out??

n.h: yES BE HAPPY FOR ME

z.m: aw yay when everyone is alive we will celebrate

n.h: also I have a story to tell u it is v sad

z.m: oml

n.h: okok so I had this fish right??

z.m: sure

n.h: named Bernard

z.m: Bernard rilly that sounds like a character Morgan Freeman would play but OK it was probably stupid fetus u

n.h: u disrespected Bernard bitch

anyways they gave him to me at a party

z.m: what kind of sick party gave out fish

n.h: idk anyways we had him for 1 day and then he died

z.m: wHAT WHY AM I LAUBJIMG SO HARD FUCK

z.m: WHY

z.m: wJUY

harry jane: guys ur not helping today is monday and I'm in Wolverhampton hospital and there is a fish on my desk fuck but Niall's story got me cryingh

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story creds about Bernard to horanbruhh who told me in class and I started to laugh so hard k I was on the floor