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"Harry, you have to get out more. So, you're going to a this strip club, no excuses. Plus, it will be fun for the both of us, since it is men." Harry groaned. He loved Vera,he really did, but he really didn't feel like spending his Friday night watching hot men stri-

Wait just a damn minute.

Who the hell wouldn't want to spend their Friday night like that?

Okay, so maybe Harry was just lazy. That sounded fun, hella fun, but wouldn't just a Friday night in sweatpants with Lays chips and Clueless as your companion okay too?

If you had a friend like Vera, the answer was no.

harry jane: I've got this friend . ..

n.h: I c u m8

z.m: i tHOUGHT YOU SAID IT SAID CUM 8 oML crying

lou: Harry are you cheating on me bitch bye I didn't need ur skanky ass anyways.

harry jane: crying

payno: yikes

harry jane: I have to go to a strip club BC Vera fuck

z.m: masturbate the whole time

lou: zen pls

payno: ^

harry jane: pray for me

n.h: why u have something to do on a Friday night

lou: u can do all the pretty girls on a Saturday night

z.m: FUN YES MY SHIT

payno: harry have fun

harry jane: I'll try

lou has changed the name to #pray4harry2k15

n.h: I just found that group chat omg joined that shit so quick

"Harry it is time to go!" Vera came out, grinning. Vera was wearing close to nothing, which Harry didn't mind.

He's not straight, for fucks sake.

"Let's go!

A mere hour into the night and Harry was already grinding up on someone.

He didn't really care, all these strippers were so hot and Vera had already fucked 2 of the strippers, so in reality, they were both having a good time. "What's your name?" Harry called over the music

"Nicole!" The girl yelled back. "You want to talk?"

"Sure." Harry wasn't drunk anyways, he was able to hold a conversation. They both went to the countertop bar, where Harry was able to see that she was a small Asian girl, who could talk very, very fast.

"Fuck I'm pretty sure I'm drunk, and who knows I'm probably high as well, and did you know that there's this very cool blog on Tumblr and there's this hella hot blogger that I really want to fuck but I am pretty sure I'm lesbian for a girl named Eve??" Nicole blabbered, taking another drink from the bartender.

"Same though."

"And like-hey wait, are you unemployed?" Harry was so sure Nicole was past high, she was looking down from the damn clouds.

"Yeah, hoping not to be, why?" He raised his eyebrows, amused by Nicole's antics.

"Can you work as like, an assistant to a nurse in like, a hospital?"