Internet [#Wattys2015]

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lou: harry u killed Bernard 2.0

harry jane: okok im tapping on the glass and it's not moving guys

pls

z.m: ur a dumbass

n.h:^

payno: flush it down the toilet

harry jane: shit I see tess fuck I can't let her see this dead fish

lou: throw it

payno: ^

n.h: good idea m8

z.m: I don't understand why we are throwing fish pls how will that make the situation any better??

n.h: Harry have u thrown it

harry jane: tESS IS HERE IM THROWING THE FISH

lou: omg

harry jane: I hit tess with the fish dammit why did I think throwing the fish was a good idea it also landed in her open water bottle

lou: wait how r u texting

harry jane: she went to clean up BC when the fish landed she spilt the water

z.m: u fucked up

payno: anyways Harry go back to ur job

harry jane: OK bye fam

n.h: guys I am seriously actually going on a date with that girl

lou: omg I brought 2 people together look at me guys

payno: Niall doesn't know the first thing about dating

we shall teach u

n.h: pls

z.m: we shall bring u 2 de light yes my child follow me to the promised land

lou: wait is she 5sos af

n.h: idk what's her tumblr

lou: brb

z.m: if she's 5sos AF this will be good

payno: ^ u can like ramble on about ur fandom

and it will b cute

and I want picutes pls

lou: she is 5sos AF she is a Calum girl

z.m: KUMBAYA MY LORD KUMBAYA

lou: isn't that lion king

payno: lion king is like AZZBENYA BABY LEASE BABOON

z.m: u wot m8

n.h: sHE IS ONE OF MY PEOPLE OML THIS IS GR9

lou: okay she's a Calum girl hm how the hell r we going to do this

payno: stalk her a little more lou

lou: OK OK give me a bit

n.h: I'm so nervous idk what the actual fuck I'm doing

payno: aw

z.m: where r u even taking her?

Ooh wait didn't u say u had a concert coming up?

n.h: yeah a 5sos one why, wAIT

payno: u feel me

n.h: yeh I feel u omg this is a gr9 idea let me tell her and reschedule

z.m: boom

lou: clap

payno: stop

lou: wait a minute

payno: lou pls

lou: fill my cup put some liquor in it

z.m: Julio get the stretch

lou: look what you've done zayn smh u messed it up look what uve done now

n.h: oh

harry jane: it has been an hour and I've gotten no calls and I've said hi to people on stretchers

Louis laughed to himself, only Harry would do that. Louis was also pissed, since Liam evidently read his message but didn't want to talk to him. He rolled his eyes, about to delete the private chat with him entirely when his phone buzzed.

payno: I'm fine.