Internet [#Wattys2015]

zjm

While everyone else in the group chat was sleeping because of the all nighter they pulled, Zayn felt very bored.

He didn't know what to do.

And usually during his time when he felt bored, he felt that porn was the best thing to use. But since he was trying to kick his porn addiction as well, that wasn't an option.

"Am I hungry? Nah, I'm not." Zayn hopped onto the couch and flicked on the TV.

It just so happened that the channel he was on was Pay-Per-View Porn.

Nice.

"Not today Satan," Zayn murmured lowly to himself, "not today." He got a little confidence boost from saying no to porn.

n.h: gUYS I HAVE A PROBLEM

Zayn jumped at the sound of his phone vibrating.

z.m: what I was busy

I am lying to someone on the Internet, pretending that I have a life. Nice.

lou: u called me up

harry jane: its like a broken record

payno: what

n.h: THERES THIS REALLY HOT GIRL AND IM AT DIPPIN DOTS BUT SHES SO HOT AND IDK HOW TO TALK TO HER FAM PLS

z.m: google pickup lines

payno: ^^

lou: hit on her like u would hit on your mum

harry jane: I wouldn't hit on my mum

n.h: well shit

wish me luck! !

payno: May God have mercy on ur pale Irish ass.