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"Very horny! Now somebody please give me a blowjob, because it would be very kindly appreciated." Harry started clapping his hands, hurrying someone up to give him a blowjob.

Nobody did.

"Suck your own dick, Harry."

"Make me, Niall." Niall lunged for Harry,but Louis was there to hold him back. Harry laughed, he didn't even have to fight Niall to know that he would still beat him.

Most likely.

Possibly.

Hopefully.

Harry looked at Zayn, who was still reading the song with a wide-eyed look. "This song is about sex!"

"We have addressed this, Zayn. Get with the program." Louis snapped, "do you like it?"

"This is a work of art."

"Like me?" Niall interjected.

"Whatever you say Niall . . ." Harry trailed off. He crossed his long legs under the table, "the problem is, we don't have a title."

"Or a chorus!" Louis piped in, "any ideas, Zayn?"

"I feel like the chorus should just have the word 'sex' repeated, and the background vocals can be like 'safely'." Zayn raised an eyebrow as he gave his suggestion. "I mean, like, if you're going to sing about sex, at least remind them to do it safely." Niall nodded slowly.

"That didn't help us at all, Zayn."

"What was the question again?"

"What's the chorus going to be? And the title?"

"Uh," Zayn paused for a moment, "how about . . ."

"Hurry it up, master of all wisdom. The alcohol is wearing off,and thus, my superpowers as well." Harry rolled his eyes.

"It should be called, like, No Chill because that's what you guys had while writing it. Simple."

"No Chill," Harry mused, "I like it. I can see it now,it's up for a bunch of awards at the TCA's, hm."

"Speaking of the TCA's, did you guys know that they're doing them in about a month and a half or so?"

"No we didn't. Wow, Niall actually taught us something that doesn't involve whiskey."

"It's a miracle."

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