10 things about fetus me

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by cvstle

by cvstle

okay so damn I do these tags a lot but I guess I'll start it??? so prepare to laugh bc fetus me was a dork (I'm a lesser one now)

1. I thought I had powers

I'd be in the shower and I'd like clench my hand up and the water would become hotter by my "powers", or id sneeze and the wind would start blowing I thought I was the shit.

2. I had about 10 boyfriends in the 1st grade- all at the same time.

Because I was the one everyone wanted ofc. In reality they're just like, "oh you're my girlfriend" and id just go "ok" or they'd ask me out and I was too nice to turn them down so,yeah.

3. I saw Jesus at Walmart

My mom made me keep journal entries (bless u mom) and I opened one one day to see the first sentence reading "I saw Jesus at Walmart". Nice.

4. Our Friend, Martin

This is a movie about a boy going to MLK's house and like time-travling back in time and hangs out with him. I watched this movie every year in elementary school, but in 3rd grade I remember crying at the end (bc MLK gets shot) and someone asked me why I was crying and I replied:

" A brother has fallen. "

5. The first song I knew all three lyrics to was 'How to Save a Life' by The Fray.

6. Red Skirt

Whenever Pon De Replay (Kidz Bop version tho) would play I'd have this little short ass red skirt I'd only wear in the house and whenever that song was on, I'd like shake my non existent hips and that red skirt would look so good damn.

7. Crap

I said this word a lot in 4th grade

8. I could dance TTYLXOX by Belala Thorne

9. I could rap all of the rap in Airplanes

9 yr old me spitting fire

10. Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Apparently whenever the theme song to this show was on I cried

I was 3 okok

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