Louis had decided to make a list of things you should never, ever do with your friends.
1.Don't decide to get sorta kinds itsy bitsy drunk with your internet friends that have. Peer pressure sucks.
2. Never ever challenge Harry to a drinking game called "Drink Every Time Niall Laughs" because you will get drunker (is that a word? I'm drunk, therefore I don't care) than you ever have.
3. Never try to comfort Zayn when he is drunk. He is a highly emotional drunk, and when you try to comfort him, he will cry even jarder.
4. Ahahh jarder.
5. TAKE VIDEOS OF EVERYONE BUT YOU
"Niall stop laughing please," Harry begged as he downed another shot of whiskey. Nobody really knew where alcohol stared to get involved, but suddenly Louis was dancing (a rare occurrence, and it wasn't to Just Dance). Then Harry and Niall decided to write a song, and Niall decided that it would make it even better with even more alcohol. "I'm not sure if I can take another shot."
"Harry where's the song we wrote?" Niall asked, looking around the kitchen table. "Louis and Zayn should write the chorus." Zayn got up from the couch, teary eyed and clearly drunk.
"I heard my name!" Louis stood up from the table. "Yeah, where is that song? I wanna here it?"
"This song is about sex!" Zayn yelled. He was holding up a flimsy sheet of notebook paper in the air as if it were a flag. "How horny are you two?"
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updating because school ended I survived 7th grade holla @ me.qotd: what is your favorite emoji?
aotd: 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 (the dancer emoji if you can't see it)