njh

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by cvstle

by cvstle

n.h: fuck you guys

z.m: aw she said no

n.h: she shoved her ice cream in my face

lou: aHAHAHAHAHA I mean oh niall I'm so sorry do you want a cuddle

payno: ^

harry jane: guys before we laugh lets pity him for a moment.

Niall rolled his eyes. He was in the bathroom, cleaning off the chocolate ice cream off his face. For a Men's room, it was the weirdest he'd ever seen- no urinals, oddly clean . . .

Weird.

n.h: is it possible to get face hypothermia bc um

He scrubbed his face a bit more after seeing a splotch of brown near his cheek. "She got me good, didn't she?" He chuckled to himself.

payno: Google it

harry jane: okay moment of pity over lMAO U SUCK

n.h: gay

harry jane: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

lou: HOW MANY INCHES IN ONE MILE

payno: U REALLY SUUUCK

lou: wtf liam u just interrupted harry and i wyd

z.m: chill fam pls

"What the actual fuck are you doing in here!" Niall looked up from washing his face to see the girl that rejected him standing at the door, hands on her hips.

"What are you doing here this is the men's-" He cut himself short when he saw the sign that read Women's on the wall.

Fuck.

"Sick bastard!" The girl screamed and while Niall retreated to to the other side of the bathroom, he wasn't aware that there were people in the stalls.

One of the old ladies in the stall wobbled out, and Niall and the girl both stopped. "A man!" She turned and pointed to Niall.

"So sorry ma'am, I will be seeing my way- ow!Hey!" The old lady (who seemed to be around Betty White's age) started whacking him on the back with her burgundy purse.

Poor Niall couldn't get away.

"This," whack, "is," whack, "what you get," whack, "for being a peeping Tom!" With one final whack across the face, she was finished.

"What the hell do you carry in your purse?!" Niall exclaimed. The lady spin on her heel, and marched right back to Niall, grabbed him by the ear and dragged him to the sink. "Ow, ow, ow, ow-" He was cut off by the lady shoving the bar of soap in his mouth.

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!" She jammed the bar of soap in and out of this mouth, and with one final shove in, she finally yanked it out and put it back on the stand. "Disgusting little urchin, this will teach you not to peep on women peeing. Just because I am an old lady does not mean I can't take care of myself!" With that, she marched out the door.

n.h: guys I have quite the story to tell you
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guys if you ever wonder how Ed Sheeran is so smooth remember that he gets it from his grandpa

oh yeah people have been asking for my age??my inbox was flooded so I'll let you guys guess ha