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by cvstle

hottestperson2k15: r00d af

niall.irwin: thank u I try

hottestperson2k15: r u horny?

niall.irwin: lol no m8

Zayn peered down at his phone, annoyed. He kept replying to the dick, who he probably thought was an ugly ass with no fucking life.

Which was half true.

Niall was hot.

He had the fandom life.

Which translated to no life.

Zayn was hot too, and could easily get a girlfriend, the problem was, he was simply lazy. He didn't feel the need for commitment, he had a great bachelor pad, friends and money.

He was living it up.

He didn't need a girlfriend, well he'd only use her for sex, and he thought it was a mean move.

niall.irwin: are you 5sos af

hottestperson2k15: that gay boyband??

niall.irwn: I will beat your ass

hottestperson2k15: kinky

niall.irwin: shit

hottestperson2k15: tru

niall.irwin: you're kinda annoying js

hottestperson2k15: mean

sOME DAY ILL BE LIVING IN A BIG OLD CITY AND ALL YOURE EVER GOING TO BE IS MEAN

Zayn was humoring the little thing, he was still considerably horny.

niall.irwin: why are you so hor-nee

Damn this bastard.