After Zayn had packed his stuff in the the trunk, and they had hugged, Louis made sure that he was driving.
He didn't want Zayn to drive, after all, he was his guest.
"Zayn stop taking selfies." Louis commented as he rolled his eyes, then glanced to Zayn, who was doing model poses. "Is this why I haven't ever met you."
"Shut the fuck up, this lighting is great." As he did another pose, Louis laughed. "I mean, I look hot and that's like, a rare occurrence." Louis snorted as he moved a little faster.
"You know, I've been waiting to meet you guys." Louis said quietly, smiling. Zayn stopped and peered at Louis, who was also looking at Zayn but still kept his eyes on the road. "And we're meeting on some of the worst circumstances, you know?" Zayn nodded solemnly.
"Still in shock about the whole thing. The only good thing is that I get to see all of you wankers and hug you in person." They both stayed quiet.
"How are your sleeping pills?"
"Haven't taken them yet."
"Oh."
"I'll be taking them with the guys who told me to get them in the first place, wow," Zayn chuckled,"it's a small world,innit?"
"Very. Has it dawned on you," Louis paused, "that we are traveling cross-country for a man none of us have even seen before? A man that we didn't even know was depressed until now? This is fucking insane, oh my gosh." Louis leaned back in his chair sighing loudly.
Zayn crossed his legs, "Yeah, it has. But you know what? When people ask me what was the best time of your life so far, and I tell them this,and they laugh, I'm just going to stand there. I'm going to stand there for a moment and then laugh along with them and say 'Yeah, but I had a sick time mate, so keep laughing', and they will look confused but I will stand there being all smug. So yes,this is fucking insane, and this is probably against my better judgement, and I don't care. Liam needs me, Liam needs all of us. And we're doing exactly what he needs, and I don't think I could possibly have a better time." Zayn finished, and Louis mentally gave Zayn a standing ovation.
"Damn son." Was all Louis said. "Hey, I have some CDs, if you wanna take a listen?"
"Hell fucking yeah." Louis grinned and rummaged through his semi-trash to find a CD, and slid it in, and cranked up the volume.
"Oh my God." Louis' face reddened. "This is my sister's, I sw-"
"I saw the sign, and it opened up my thighs, I saw the sign!" Zayn sang along, and Louis almost peed himself from laughing. Zayn glared at him, "What are you laughing at?" Louis kept laughing, not telling Zayn, who then hit Louis.
"You're so fucking stupid! It's and it opened up my eyes, not thighs! Sex-oriented wanker!" Louis bellowed, and then he had to stop the car to compose himself.
Zayn wasn't happy.
"Bitch," Zayn rolled his eyes, "you're just jealous."
"Shut up Zayn, I've posted this on Tumblr, you're going to be gold." Louis looked up from his iPhone smugly. "Gold, I tell you, gold!" Zayn blushed. Louis turned on a different song.
"It's, like,a mix tape." He explained.
"Speaking of which, my mixtape is dropping next week, and I want you to go get it!"
"....Oh my God."
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LISTEN GUYS THIS WAS GOING TO BE LONGER BUT I HAD TO
LOUIS HAS DRAGGED NAUGHTY BOY'S ASS THIS IS THE SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WHEN I SAW naugHTY BOYS TWEET I LEGIT SAid "hoe don't do it" tHEN WHEN LOUIS TWEETED*
*DRAGGED HIS ASS
I said "oh my God" IVE BEEN WAITING
SIDE HOE ZAYN MAKE YOTUR PIC K YESYES