Internet [#Wattys2015]

ljp

harry jane: can we pls talk about music tastes BC this is important

payno: tru

lou: dO ANY OF YOU LISTEN TO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS

malik: yES FUCK YES

nialler: as in a ship marina??

harry jane: o shit

malik: pls

nialler: what is it I'm so lost FAM pls

payno: Niall educate urself pls

nialler: muke af??

harry jane: muke af

lou: IM SO SICK OF THAT SHIT FUCKINGHELL IM NOT MUKE AF OKAY IM LASHTON AND CAKE AF

i sHIT ON MUKE THAT'S HOW DONE I AM WITH IT BYE

*drops mic*

lou has left the chat

payno: Louis just took me to fucking church

lou has joined the chat

lou: anyways music tastes liam uve been quiet wyd

payno: hmm

harry jane: watch him listen to daddy music

lou: daddy kink

nialler:.... But Harry isn't daddy

Well duh.

Liam knew who was the real daddy, he didn't know what it really was, sure, but he followed some fan accounts of his that called him daddy. He thought it was cute, they looked up to him like a dad.

payno: i listen to bands

malik: and I shit in a toilet specify pls

payno: the 1975 Arctic Monkeys etc

lou: soulmate but you're not 5sos AF

malik: why caps

harry jane: u know who I'd go straight for? Jesy Nelson bye

payno: cRYING BECAUSE SAME JESY IS SO HOT FUck

lou: Halsey too

nialler: oml Halsey Louis pls I am trying to keep a virgn mind

lou: stfu u have the most smut

payno: yikes

malik: LM is gr9

nialler: ^

harry jane: Jenna from tonight alive is hot

lou: tru

nialler: tru

malik: tru

payno:tru Beyonce is hot and talented

lou has changed the group name to Oh No! (side note: mY JAM)

nialler: I don't get it

harry jane: same

payno: there's something happening here m8

z.m: fuck every single one of you

harry jane has changed the group photo

n.h: copying Zayn's name ha

fUCK HALSEY I HAVE A BONER NOW

lou: ^

Taylor Swift just gives me life

n.h: CAUSE BABY I CAN BUILD A CASTLE

harry jane: wtf

lou: bro u know crying

OUT OF ALL THE BRICKS THEY THREW AT ME

payno: is this a summoning

z.m: same

n.h: ily

harry jane: rt

payno: guess whos drinking coffee at 3 am all because of Zayn malik

lou: all of us

z.m: thanks fam

n.h: did u guys know that I'm four five seconds of wyling

harry jane: Kanye dances like something is possessing him ok ok

z.m: what time is it over there btw

lou:3:15

harry jane: same

nialler: 2:15 we have been talking for an hour wow

z.m: thanks guys usually what I do during this time is watch porn

payno: that makes a lot of sense

how long have you had your insomnia for?

z.m: it started in college. I kinda stopped sleeping to study and suddenly I just stopped. sure I collapsed a few times but every damn time I tried, I can never sleep. Still can't

payno: aw

lou: have you seen a doctor??

z.m: no should I idk what they would even do

harry jane: I think you should maybe they would prescribe you some sleeping pills.

z.m: I'm afraid of sleeping pills

n.h: elaborate

z.m: well my mother overdosed on sleeping pills so

lou: I'm so sorry

z.m: yeah so that's the main reason why I have been hesitant about going to the doctor.

lou: okay maybe you should google home remedies first?!
but not tonight.

payno: ^ guys I'm hungry

n.h: louis why are you posting multiple pictures of whales

harry jane: louis explain urself

love urself too

lou: I want a whale

z.m: r u ok m8

n.h: no he's really not fine at all

harry jane: I feel deep

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and I'm just going to casually leave it at that because innuendo and yeah okay

this book is about to hit 2K oml it hasn't even been 1 full month yet crying