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by cvstle

by cvstle

"What a fucking idiot!" Louis exclaimed. What kind of dimwit would stop their car in the middle of the road, so that they could parade around in their (very nice) suit, pretending to know what they were doing? "I have places to be!" Louis yelled, and honked the horn. The man flipped Louis off, and Louis got out of his car angrily. "Do you know who I am?" Louis screeched.

"No," the man said, "and I don't care to."

"I'm a person with places to be!"

"And...?"

"I'm a busy ass man with a busy ass schedule, so if you and your car can just get the fuck out of my way-"

"My car broke down." Louis felt his douche levels skyrocket. "Yeah, oops. " the man sighed, and Louis pitited him.

"Hey, 'm name's Louis Tomlinson, and-"

"Louis?" The man asked,peering into his face, "it's you? Oh my fucking gosh, it's you, Louis, it's me,Zayn." Louis' eyes widened.

"No fucking," he grinned, "Porn addict Zayn?"

"In the flesh."

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okay cute zouis chapter next

qotd: who is favorite character? (can't sa yourself if you're in this book)