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by cvstle

by cvstle

Niall figured this could go one way or another.

Way One: He could have a date.

Way Two: He would be embarrassed, get slapped, whipped, beaten and shanked.

(shout out to brighteyedirwin bc shanked)

He pretended he was texting someone, when in reality, he was checking Google for gr9 pickup lines.

No, seriously, he types in gr9 pickup lines on the little reach bar and boom! Twelve million hits. He balanced his Vanilla dots on his other hand, running his tongue over the lips while checking the websites.

Dammit, what if none of these work?

Then you'll go back to your fandom, simple.

Duh.

"Fuck." Niall cursed as his dots almost fell. "Got it!" He whispers screamed and then finally looked up from his phone.

The girl was still there, sitting down at one of the holey silver table. "Here goes nothing." Niall looked upwards, said a quick silent prayer, and made his way over to the girl, who was stirring her bowl.

Chocolate. He noted. "Hi!" He smiled, she looked up. He liked her black glasses.

"Hello." She smiled back.

Please don't let me fuck this up. "I have a question for such a pretty girl like you."

Smooth.

She giggled. "Hmm?"

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass." The girl beckoned to him, and smiles "Yeah?"

It is going great it is going great, it is going —

Why is there something cold on my face?

Because she had shoved the Dipping Dots in his face.

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thoughts?

on the nameless girl?

hARRY LOOKS LIKE THAT REALLY HOT TEACHER YOU WANT TO FRICKLE FRACKLE WITH oKAY

also if you're going to ROWYSO August 5 hmu