To Percy: green food?

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Percy: that do not exist.
Annabeth*confused*: Um... yes is does.
Percy: aha. Then name one thing that's green.
Jason: broccoli?
Percy: no that's blue.
Jason: no...
Percy: of course broccoli is blue! Green broccoli? Please.
Percy: we all know that does not exist.
Annabeth: Um... Percy?
Percy: yeah?
Annabeth: actually...
Piper: since when did broccoli became blue?
Hazel: I don't know anything more. Where's all the telephone box's? And how did the trains became so fast?
Frank: but I mean... broccoli is green.
Percy: no.
Jason: bro... just Google it. Broccoli is green.
Percy: *going on the internet*
Percy: *typing broccoli*
Percy: *clicking on pictures*
Percy:
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Percy: *gasp*
Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sally: Percy it's just cause I maked them blue at ho-
Percy: not now mom. I'm emotionel.
Percy: *crying*

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